donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.

I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.

by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023

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donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

by pope donutist May 24, 2023

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Slim Donut

Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.

*Fast talking* "I've only tried a Slim Donut once!"

by Keepongo October 28, 2011

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Busted Donut

When an individual buys a donut. It’s part of it, then throws the rest on the ground. Then a random individual comes up and picks it up and finishes eating it (not within the 5 second rule for timing)

Rupert, a well-known powdered donut addict. Just finished eating half of her donut when she decided she was full. Being the good Samaritan that she is, she threw it on the ground. Fast forward two hours later a homeless person sees the donut remains, picks them up and eats them, filling a sense of satisfaction upon having themselves a busted donut

by BunkyHairTIE January 05, 2024

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