NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

Repetative Film Observation Disorder

The watching of a film or movie several times to the point of knowing all the lines amd becoming numb.aaaa

My wife has repetative film observation disorder. She has watched Sweet Home Alabama with Reece Witherspoon at least 152 times!

by colonelcox July 8, 2021

Star Trek Disorder

The dogmatic belief that all technological advancements are inherently and automatically good for both the individual and humanity at large.

This belief is often grounded in utopian fantasies about technology, largely shaped by prolonged exposure to sci-fi media such as its namesake, Star Trek.

Person A: "AI taking everyone's job is actually a good thing. It is going to be like Star Trek soon, and Elon Musk said money will be useless in the future anyway, so why do people need jobs?"

Person B: "You are suffering from Star Trek disorder. You are assuming that technological advancement automatically leads to a utopian society, despite there being no evidence for it in reality."

by sero-ores January 18, 2026