Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022

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Kane Tucker

Usually a boat crazed redneck that’s typically built like a billy goat. Normally find one in the blue collar industry with using the phrase come on “baaaaaaaack”

Hey (Kane Tucker) you’ve done good

“Come on baaaaackkkk”

by DaGMan99 October 9, 2022

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Someone who tucks their boots into their pants.
Someone who wants to disguise their boots as shoes.
Someone who "does work" and doesn't want to get their boots wet because they can't handle wet pussy.

You were given the option to be a boot-tucker or a butt-fucker and you didn't want to be called a boot tucker

by TJ Tremorgun April 14, 2023

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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

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