Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017

Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008

Twat Sprocket

a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer

Man , Albert is a twat sprocket! I asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!

by EG6785 November 11, 2016

wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!

My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!

by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019

Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009