Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life

P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.

by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018

Faux-rock

Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.

Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.

by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020

Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

caesar rock

A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:

Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.

Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.

by Caesar Rock July 11, 2020

riley rock

stupid ass butt ugly kid who dates hot girls to make it seem like he's cool but he's really not he's not funny a try hard and he sucks dick

riley rock:hey
jaydon:shut up ugly ass bitch

by @1hat3womanXD_69 July 30, 2020

Rock lee

He really fly 👦

Rock lee

by Imarazor October 24, 2020

Wriggle the rock

A rock that also has a talent in wriggling around a lot. This rock also has an unusual addiction to canteen cheese toasties, and has a very strong open relationship with the rock.

Wriggle the rock has fallen over again.

by Wriggle the rock October 29, 2020