Russian Storm Trooper

A Russian Storm Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing to do with russia, russians, or anything related to russia. A russian storm trooper can be found in it's natural habitat asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder of the class.

Russian Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some of your tacos?
Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's.
Russian Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving!
Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian Storm Trooper.

by Nathan39 November 23, 2010

russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

russian dry rub

during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant

Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.

by si2high July 7, 2010

Russian Car Wash

When a guy is doing a girl in the ass, he cums in her and then the girl farts the cum right back onto his face.

Jim finally got back with his ex but she gave him Russian Car Wash as pay back

by Heavy T January 15, 2006

gay russian roulette

is when a guy is blind folded and brought into a circle that contains 3 gay men and 3 women. once inside the circle, all the participant rotate clockwise until the blind folded guy stays stop. whoever is in front of the the blind folded guy has to give him a blow job. Could be a gay guy could be a a woman!

Sean: Whats up with that new guy at the gym wanting to hang out with you? I heard he maybe gay.

Alex: Thats fine, I don't mind as long as he doesn't anything funny or make me play gay russian roulette with him!

by alex2states January 3, 2013

Russian Bear Trap

you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)

Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap

by Krabz420 December 23, 2010

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

by Cavalirium June 4, 2021