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Puppy

A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.
Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl
by Mksanto April 21, 2021
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Hush puppy

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.
I needed with a hush puppy last night, please keep this on the low.
by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022
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Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?
by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024
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When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
mugGet the Spins you like a puppy’s bowtiemug.

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.
"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."
by Happy125 August 17, 2024
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.
by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020
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