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Choice Pro

A person who has exercised their right to choose abortion enough times to be considered a true expert.
If you need to reach out to someone to guide you through your clinic visit, try Elma, she is a real Choice Pro.
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pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.
Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
by Shuaman October 4, 2018
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Pro bone-o

Any act or service that could command a price, but is done freely for the sake of getting laid.
I came up with this when my bro mentioned remodeling his ex-wifes home.

"Damn, so are you getting paid for this or is it pro BONE-o?"
by Harry Hen March 29, 2021
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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G

OPPO®'s (a subsidiary of BBK Electronics) current (as of 2022 H1) flagship smartphone. Powered by Qualcomm® Snapdragon™ 8 Gen 1 Mobile SoC with a 4nm SAMSUNG Process. The phone has 2 colours: Ceramic Black and Ceramic White. It is considered to be the best looking smartphone of 2022, with a futuristic and refreshing camera module. 120Hz LTPO 2.0 AMOLED Curved Display, 5000mAh Battery with 80W SuperVOOC and 50W AirVOOC charging support, Dual Main Camera, SONY IMX766 50MP OIS Main & Ultrawide, SONY IMX707 32MP DOL-HDR RGBW Frontal, Max 256GB Internal Memory. 5G & WiFi 6E are Supported.
A: Did you see the new OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G?

B: Yes! I'm planning to buy it. It looks so awesome!
by OPPO Fan #N March 21, 2022
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Pro-simp

When a student is in an exceptionally hard or unfair class, and they start defending the teacher's actions and cruelties.
Kim would not stop pro-simping for the database professor.
by Professor Simp October 24, 2020
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Pro-mortalism

Pro-mortalism means if it is better not to be born, it is better to not exist after the birth, and admits the suicide, and I call the philosophy of admitting the homicide is anti-survivalism.
Is there any openly pro-mortalist philosopher?
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.
by DesphySallau February 9, 2023
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