a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.

1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.

by BossJD August 11, 2022

popcorn puppy

When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn

That film gave me a real popcorn puppy

by Ameliamarch1 July 3, 2017

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time

Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!

by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013