Obama’s last name

Only intellectuals know the answer too this!

Intellectual: I know Obama’s last name do you?
Simpleton: um uhhhh Obama
Intellectual: you must have the smoothest brain in the world you absolute mongoose!!

Simpleton: Bruh

Intellectual: only intellectuals know the answer to this!
*Fin*

by Bruhatron5000 September 12, 2019

Ya Last name

Ya Last name is!!!

used like 'ya mum' or 'ya face'

Hamish from Hamish and Andy said it on an episode of Spicks and SPecks, so I decided to start using it as an alternative to 'yamum/face' comebacks

Monii: {insert name of random hot guy from a band} is so hot!!!

Beck: Ya last name is!!!

by BekaJay October 21, 2008

Names section of the Urban Dictionary

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

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Ok im done

I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016

My name is Yoshikage Kira

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020

kicking ass and taking names

Phrase used in reference to someone or something that is having multiple successes in succession. kicking ass - Kicking someone or something's ass, beating, defeating an opponent at a task. taking names - Recording a list of future contestants who will have also be beaten or defeated in the defined task.

Aunt Betty-Joe was kicking ass and taking names at bingo last night.

by Jesse Bilsten April 28, 2006

The name you should know

Kirby

Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's The name you should know.

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021

Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

Don't name your friendsDon't name your friends Don't name your friends

by Sans car April 15, 2020