Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 17, 2021

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

dry-muffin

When an individual proceeds to eat some pussy being masked up due to the Covid-19 Virus! Resembling the statement "dry humping".

I didnt even get to first base let alone a home run MY Nigga! We soent all night dry-muffin

by shortyReCcleSs August 03, 2020

squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 10, 2011

Fuck-muffin

Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always

Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"

Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."

by Troyiskewl September 10, 2018