Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael M.

Michael M is a very hot and social guy. He has many friends and people love to be around him. Michael M is one of the popular guys a jock but he isn’t full of himself like some of them are. He is usually on the football team and would date a cheerleader. All the girls love to be around him and even if they don’t show it every girl is secretly in love with him. Don’t miss your chance with him, he is a great guy all around and any person would be lucky to have him in their life.

“Omg look it’s Michael M, lets go talk to him”

“Look, Look, Look, It’s Michael M. He is so hot”

by GD.2.3.4.5.6 November 3, 2017

michael abrogar

a pencil dick, low life, ugly beast that doesn't do anything with his life but bully people

Damn that MICHAEL ABROGAR really isn't doing anything with his life.

by thatas1anguy November 15, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Michael Wenninger

The chosen one, a fusion of 2 beings, one of good, with the power of creation, and one of bad, with the power of destruction. His right hand is corrupted, and according to the prophecy foretold by the dark shadows that dwell in the light, he will make a decision that will lead the world into chaos or peace. His power to create is only defined by his will, and his determination will show through once he truly understands his power. He has many talents, such as dimensional travel using his scissors, chidori, the ability to conjure a lance from his gem, the understanding of a town in Oregon with many mysteries, the science of alchemy, and the power to absorb souls.

Don't fight against Michael Wenninger, he's got powers. Like crazy extreme guy powers.

by TehChosinJuan February 13, 2018

Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019