Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
by Agobafule December 03, 2024
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021
by SlopperTopper101 September 21, 2023
a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin
by kratos boy March 05, 2024
An act of oral sex; especially with enthusiasm to the point it can be akinned to gobbling (or "goblin") the person up.
by StreakyDaniel92 June 30, 2021
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019