German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
by Luciepoo February 27, 2023
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Lauren Allison German Robles

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018
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German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree
P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*
by Warthunderer April 03, 2024
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May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
by Icenineschills May 25, 2024
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German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...
by Creestofuh April 30, 2010
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German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
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