Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 2, 2018

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Ed Sheeran

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Seth-ed

1. The state of being exposed as a career or expertise LARP after talking a big game.

2. When, upon being found out, the only viable move left is to feign confusion, double down, or keep digging the hole deeper.

“He tried to bluff about how M&A works, but got totally Seth-ed when someone asked a basic follow-up.”

by Jimsimonsrealprotégé August 19, 2025