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Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.
Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!
by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016
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Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
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Hella cake

man 1: damn that bitch got hella cake
man 2: naw bro she a whole ass spaghetti noodle
by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020
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Papa Cakes

It’s that nasty nut. Ooey gooey icky sticky in the mouth. If it’s curdled like that cottage cheese and yellowed like that melted butter... MMMMM
Bro Sonia, took that papa cakes like a champ didn’t even make a face!
by CakesOfPapi May 5, 2019
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italian cake

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018
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cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.
I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.
by Tish_9696 October 30, 2015
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Bagel cake

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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