austin boone is the most perfect guy in the world. he will treat you so amazing, is so sweet, give the best hugs and kisses and cuddles, and loves with his whole heart. he has the prettiest set of eyes you’ll ever see, the cutest smile, the most adorable and contagious laugh. he is so intelligent and doesn’t even realize it, and tries to deny it all the time. he seems to not have a single shy bone in his body, and is so outgoing. he is so funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he has his insecurities though, so make sure to reassure him that you are there for him no matter what. He is the bestest friend and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have. If you have austin boone in your life anyway, anyhow, make sure you never let him go.
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