pickle slut

a person that is annoying

shut fuck up u pickle slut

by analyfucker123 May 10, 2022

Pickle Hater

A Pickle Hater is a rare and hard to find person who has a deformity in the pre-frontal cortex, causing them to dislike pickles. One way these people show their hatred to pickles is by throwing them away. Through DNA testing we have reason to believe that the Pickle Haters are left over from an alien invasion long ago as normal people like pickles. Please report every single Pickle Hater you find as they are extremely dangerous. Call [phone]

“God Kenzie is a Pickle Hater!”
“Oh god no! Not my Kenzie!”
“Did you have seggs with an alien Martha?”
“No, no, no! Please don’t do this Richard!”
*gun shots*
“I’m sorry Martha but I hate people like you, now it’s time to let Kenzie meet her mom again.”

by DaddyMars June 20, 2021

Pussy Pickle

A tampon that has been in a vagina for WAY too long (pickling)

Hey girl I gotta pussy pickle, you gotta extra tampon?

by Carsity June 26, 2021

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010

chinese pickle

When a chick blows you while she's taking a dump.

This chick is giving me a chinese pickle! yay!

by Sergio H. July 18, 2008

Pickle Rodeo

Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.

"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"

by Picklefreak February 3, 2007

doorknob pickle

1- A string tied to a doorknob that is also tied to a pickle
2- An erection nickname

*girl rubs boobs against a guy* " do you have a doorknob pickle?

by pieballs October 9, 2008