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Cowboy Disintegrators

"you got any smokes?"
"I got a pack of Cowboy Disintegrators but I'm not sure you can handle them"
by MVT, the greek spoondog... February 14, 2026
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Cowboy DJ

A DJ who operates like a cowboy builder — not insured, underprepared, cuts corners and delivers a poor-quality job.

Usually charges cheap, uses dodgy or streamed music, basic gear (if any), and disappears when things go wrong. All hat, no cattle.
“I thought I was getting a bargain, but he turned out to be a proper cowboy DJ — turned up late, dodgy sound, and no insurance when the venue asked for it.”
by Gaz’games February 26, 2026
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