Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner

Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.

by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023

puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Slut puppy

Originally coined in 1986 (by me) meaning a hot little woman who is very cute, sexy, and promiscuous - the kind of hot little slut most every man wants, especially beautiful actresses with little bodies.

Buffy is a hot little slut puppy.

by Crusader103 November 8, 2025

stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches

Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today

by akaKevin April 3, 2009

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022