morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

Aesthetic Mornings

A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".

Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".

Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."

Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"

by JazzieThursdays69 May 3, 2021

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014