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Matthew

a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads

32 infact 👊
"man thats nigger is a matthew"
by Kai breadly April 14, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky
wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!
by RealdefinitionsOFC October 13, 2018
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Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by idcay June 17, 2011
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matthew swinarski

A usually gay,retarded, and jewish boy that looks very unatractive
Dude, dont be a Matthew Swinarski
by El potato succ December 20, 2016
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matthew’s dick

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick
by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018
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Matthew

You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.
by Person with face features October 13, 2018
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Matthew

Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.
the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”
by BurnerBae March 2, 2019
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