matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober
OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :
by KJR<3 March 17, 2007
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Matthew

a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads

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"man thats nigger is a matthew"
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Matthew

Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky
wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!
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Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
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matthew swinarski

A usually gay,retarded, and jewish boy that looks very unatractive
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matthew’s dick

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick
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Matthew

To be a buttface.
You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.
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