Air Lock

When a girl is sucking your cock, you grab the back of her head, pulling her close while sticking two fingers up her nose...

air lock: I was getting a bj at movies last night, and I totally airlocked that bitch..

by princedick September 25, 2009

Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Caps Lock Day

December 2nd is official capslock day. In order to highlight just how irritated people get when someone uses capslock in msn/irc/email etc the entire day is spent with all communications written in uppercase.

Well I wanted to give an example for Caps Lock Day but.......

we found a problem:

Example has too many capital letters.

by Sav & Oz December 29, 2007

Locked On

Being over the top in following rules and regulations.

Riley Beecher shined his boondockers for an hour last night. He is the most locked on Cadet I know.

by STNOLAN November 16, 2009

Lock And Load

Lock And Load originated in the Vietnam era. It is in reference to the M-16 rifle, Lock And load: the act of using the charging handle locking the bolt carrier in the open chamber position and loading the magazine into the magazine well.

The LZ is going to be hot, Lock And Load.

by Jimj208 September 18, 2019

Armor Lock

The act of laughing so hard, that you black out, and your muscles lock up in their current position, until you wake up and start laughing again.

Oh my god, I was laughing so hard I went into Armor Lock.

by highkids November 1, 2010

lock it down

Shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down, please.

Traditionally used on a film set, but also useful for stopping multiple friends, lovers, and strangers from doing stupid, often alcohol-induced things.

"Hey, give me five dollars and we'll grab that mannequin's titties."

"LOCK IT DOWN."

by ABlair January 16, 2008