Phelmet Hair

When a man has long pubic hair and has been wearing a condom for too long, he develops helmet hair in his pubes.

I was banging so long last night my pubes got phelmet hair!

by The_Difference97 April 17, 2015

boneless hair

Hair so thin it looks boneless.
Usually super thin and far apart

I'm not balding it's just boneless hair.

by anonymous October 1, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are on the top of pineapples, thanks to Anix we know this information

The top of the pineapple is called Pineapple hairs.

by Stop reading this. June 16, 2020

Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.

"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

mother hair

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.

Oh no! I lost my mother hair!

by Yosef Khalil December 9, 2017

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

hair cleavage

Hair cleavage is when a guy is wearing a neck plunging shirt (wife beater, polo, or v-neck) and has curly brown/black hair sticking out.

Paulie's gold chain was resting on his hair cleavage which was spewing out of his unbuttoned white polo.

by Rockymyworld27 March 4, 2017