Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops May 30, 2011

Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

by Ccrocks14 September 10, 2019

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 04, 2022

weekend hair

When you take extra time on your hair and make it extra fancy for weekend activities but wear it plain or up during the week

Ooooo it’s Friday Dana has her weekend hair on

by Calliecoe April 13, 2018

rebel hair

A rebellious hair, longer and/or thicker than the other hairs found growing around it.

"I just found a rebel hair growing on the back of my arm, so I plucked it."

by G-Laser November 15, 2013

Canadian Hair

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)

''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.

by The Korn February 15, 2011