evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan

I'm an Evan, that's all

HI EVAN

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”

by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021