Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019

Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.

"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"

by $$Definition June 20, 2023

pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time

Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.

by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016

Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 9, 2021

dr frost depression

when you get set homework on dr frost and get so annoyed and mad and you don’t want to do it.

did you do the homework?
no i have dr frost depression

by hitiktok123 February 1, 2021