by B_beast January 23, 2016
Get the brady and chloemug. Chloe is a gay, not as small as mia, girl who loves boys with water. But is actually a very cool and awesome g
by Not. Logan March 8, 2022
Get the Chloe breretonmug. A self-entitled, left-wing, Zoomer female who thinks that every TikTok post and every IG rant has meaning. She grew up with social media and believes that everything she says publicly is important. She annoyingly supports anything that is fashionable with little to no recourse, and constantly judges others based on her own image of the world. They regularly complain about everything. Self-defined as a 3 generation feminist, but also consider themselves well-traveled / well-read, "over-educated," vegan, pro-choice, "liberal," and "anti-fascist." They openly use pronouns such as "she, her and hers," to virtue signal the LGBT-Q community even though most gays talk shit about them behind their back. They regularly trash their suburban families as "basic" and their parents as "boomers" even though they financially support their living expenses and purchasing habits.
Appearance:
Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.
Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.
Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.
Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.
Appearance:
Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.
Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.
Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.
Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.
Yo man I'm so sick and tired of Chloe telling everyone how to do their jobs when all she does is talk shit all day with her friends and post memes on TikTok. When was the last time she ever did anything other than shame people who don't correctly sort their garbage into the 15 different recycling bins?
Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.
Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.
by Dirkdiggler1014 March 7, 2022
Get the Chloemug. CHLOE DANNENBERG IS A SEXY BITCH
by chloe dannenberg February 21, 2021
Get the Chloe Dannenbergmug. Chloe is the best person you will ever meet. She is fun to hangout with and loves animals. She is someone you will want to hang onto.
by human alien December 12, 2020
Get the Chloemug. by NiceGuy42069500020010 April 22, 2022
Get the Chloe Jacksonmug. Chloe, the most amazing , warm radiant beauty you will ever meet. A Chloe will certainly surprise you from time to time but not in the way that scares you, in the way that gives you hope. in the way that inspires you. in the way that awakens parts of yourself that you didn't even know that was there. A Chloe has this laugh that can cure depression and sounds like the very song of angels dancing in your ears, be grateful if you are able to catch even a whisper. A Chloe will always be there for you in every season; fatigue, pain, joy and stillness. A Chloe will never asks for much, as a Chloe sometimes doesn't know how much she is worth. Every person who stumbles across a Chloe will want to shower her in gifts, love, kind words and so much more, yet it will never amount to how much she really is. If you stumble across a Chloe, be grateful of the privilege to just look at them, because hear me clearly when I say a Chloe does not come round often. In fact, they might even be the rarest beauty you ever stumble upon. A Chloe is like a desert flower in this broken world, so heed my advice very, very clearly when I tell you that if you are lucky and fortunate enough to be in in possession of a Chloe, don't you dare let her go.
by Gabriel Anthony March 19, 2023
Get the Chloemug.