pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.
person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes
person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming
*cube cheese destructions sounds*
person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming
*cube cheese destructions sounds*
by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021
Get the square-pancakesmug. 1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.
2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.
2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.
by Yournom July 14, 2017
Get the Squaremug. a Square is somebody that tries so hard to get in where he can't fit in, he tries to be somebody he's not. A silver spoon fed kid that has everything handed to him, but tries so hard to be hard, be noticed and wants people to be scared of him. In other words, puts up a fake persona to hype his own ego up.
by Xavier Hern March 15, 2022
Get the Squaremug. The holiest of shapes.
The square is the holiest of shapes. I dare not underestimate the square’s mystical and divine power.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019
Get the The Squaremug. To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so
by Rabbbb September 17, 2017
Get the Squaremug. 
katie: Yo im back at square
anthony: damn its been 12 months foh
katie: yeah im a virgin now
anthony: aye back at square one
anthony: damn its been 12 months foh
katie: yeah im a virgin now
anthony: aye back at square one
by briansclubhouse September 19, 2019
Get the square onemug.