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furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
by cemantix March 11, 2014
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Australian Skin Cup

n: the act of forming a bowl out of your ball skin in the shower, letting it if fill up with water, and then having your significant other drink from the makeshift skin cup of ball water
“Hey babe, can I drink from the Australian Skin Cup tonight?”

“I want to take a sip from the land down under
by Big Gustavo November 20, 2019
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michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.
I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.
by realnigga16 August 16, 2017
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2026 world cup

The 2026 world cup is an event that will take place between the USA, Canada, and Mexico. This world cup is an utter joke and disgrace. Any country that calls football "soccer" shouldn't be allowed to host nor Participate in a world cup. Especially if it's the USA and Canada. There are many problems to this world cup as well, such as the stadium in Atlanta being extremely plain and boring and looking like the type of stadium you would host an American football game in. Even the Qatar world cup is not as corrupt as 2026. God save us from the Americans. The world cup would be better if it was EVEN hosted in zimbawe...
Johnny sins: Hey bro are you watching the world cup 2026?

Donald trump: nah bro it's boring

2026 world cup: football cup
by its ya boy karim November 28, 2022
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CHINESE TEA CUPPING

ANAL SPRAY ON THE UPPER REGIONS OF THE TOILET BOWL.
FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.
by buckshag October 10, 2018
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Last Cup Steez

When both beer pong teams are stuck on the last cup and the game seems like it will never end because nobody will sink the last shot
Man I'm caught in the fucking Last Cup Steez, this game is taking forever to finish
by Barry McCockinner March 20, 2011
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two cups stuffed

Two Styrofoam cups stacked one inside another containing Codeine Cough Syrup and Sprite.
My "two cups stuffed" last night cause me to be really tried this morning.
by Skicky Buds April 7, 2015
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