window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

biriyani theory

The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

Ria : i love biriyani

Salman : ew I hate it

Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that

Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

by Swagking26172 June 26, 2023

proven-theory

A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.

Scientific theory is now corrupted, proven-theory has clear rules that must be followed.

by ItachiUchiha360 April 17, 2015

Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

Group theory

Field of abstract algebra dealing with how different symmetries relate to each other (e.g. are they equal? parts of each other? "multiply" to give some other group we want?)

There's a nice VISUAL introduction to group theory which is (imo) watchable at mid-high school levels (15+ yo ish): 3Blue1Brown's video currently titled "Group theory, abstraction, and the 196883-dimensional monster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.

Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."

by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023