Pickle Hater

A Pickle Hater is a rare and hard to find person who has a deformity in the pre-frontal cortex, causing them to dislike pickles. One way these people show their hatred to pickles is by throwing them away. Through DNA testing we have reason to believe that the Pickle Haters are left over from an alien invasion long ago as normal people like pickles. Please report every single Pickle Hater you find as they are extremely dangerous. Call (209) 633 0000

“God Kenzie is a Pickle Hater!”
“Oh god no! Not my Kenzie!”
“Did you have seggs with an alien Martha?”
“No, no, no! Please don’t do this Richard!”
*gun shots*
“I’m sorry Martha but I hate people like you, now it’s time to let Kenzie meet her mom again.”

by DaddyMars June 20, 2021

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pickle cock

1.When a man replaces his penis with a pickle.

2. A penis that is shaped like a pickle

Boy- “You like what you see?”
Girl- “Ew why do you have a pickle cock?”

by Picklecockmaster24 December 29, 2017

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Slimey Pickle

Where one person sneezes on another person's penis

Hey bitch why did you give me a fucking slimey pickle you dumb cunt.

by abitchfromdowntheroad January 17, 2011

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Pickle Rodeo

Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.

"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"

by Picklefreak February 01, 2007

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Mega Pickles

A different way of saying a guy's dick just used but in a different term. Also, could use to be referring to the pixels in a camera but said wrong!

Chris: How many mega pickles is your camera?
Tasha: Mega what?
Chris Mega Pickles! I mean mega pixels!

Tasha: *confused face*
Chris and Tash: Laughing so hard and keeps repeating Mega Pickles

by MegaPickle2016 December 06, 2016

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