step dad

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

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dad friend

a friend/other persons dad that you enjoy bonding with.

chaylor's dad is my dad friend, we enjoy watching
foot tenis over the weekends.

by carly$$$ November 4, 2007

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American Dad

A show that copied Family Guy who Copied The Simpson's.

A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia

Me: God dam not another wannabe copy of the copy of the simpsons otherwise American Dad

by Croatoan October 10, 2009

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some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.

me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!

by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010

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Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

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