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Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
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Spoon

Louise you friggin spoon.
by xh_wn December 10, 2021
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indian spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.
Want to feed each other an Indian Spoon when we have sex tonight?
by luvsins4smegma January 17, 2025
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Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
by Sinatrup October 28, 2018
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.
Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.
by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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