Spoon

A terrible insult that has the potential to incapasitate ten men with its vulgarity and its shame

Shut up ya spoon
*shits themselves with pure shame*

by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019

the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020

throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".

Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well

by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023

spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.

*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"

by Holy Arse August 20, 2023

Backpack Spoon

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.

Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.

by redditgod November 4, 2024

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023