A Rusty Pirate is when your bangin your girl doggy style and right before you bust you pull out and shove it in her ass! then you yell "ARrrrrRRR! me love some Boooty!!!"
by The Cisco Kid MM December 25, 2007
"damn jim and tom pulled a rusty robot with that cripple bitch just to get in the front of the line "
by Pimp Don Juans December 18, 2007
Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.
by Pango_X May 13, 2006
The act of shoving car keys into a persons rectum. Often used as punishment or torture, however, some people find this enjoyable and do this simply for fun.
On rare occasions this has been known to be performed with piano keys.
On rare occasions this has been known to be performed with piano keys.
"Hey baby I to get real nasty with you, got any ideas?"
"Yeah, I want you to shove something in my ass!"
"Oh, you mean a rusty gravedigger?!?"
"Yeah, I want you to shove something in my ass!"
"Oh, you mean a rusty gravedigger?!?"
by Party Sensei November 12, 2007
by dude007 May 30, 2008
by GeniusSex December 31, 2016
When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"
by Flyingpenguin February 07, 2008