Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

caesar rock

A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:

Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.

Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.

by Caesar Rock July 11, 2020

Biting rocks

Biting Rocks is a phrase used to describe extreme boredom. The point is to provide mental imagary of someone so bored that all they can do is find a rock and bite it. Not to be taken literally.

Oh dude, I was so bored last night, I was biting rocks.

by Bribar February 14, 2010

Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.

"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"

by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021

Rock lee

He really fly 👦

Rock lee

by Imarazor October 24, 2020

king of the rock

Sitting in a cold shower with your male friends, while jacking off to see whose dick can stay hard the longest

Jason and his drum line bros, king of the rocked last night.

by Paulwalkersghost March 16, 2014

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018