dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 8, 2023

Dave

Vitamin C deficient

That dave needs to suck on a lime. He's got scurvy

by JaMarcus Russell 69 June 15, 2023

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

Daving

Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to use the toilet.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Daving

The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L

Yahya stop daving immediately!!!

by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023