guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!
by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009
Get the step dadmug. by carly$$$ November 4, 2007
Get the dad friendmug. A show that copied Family Guy who Copied The Simpson's.
A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia
A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia
by Croatoan October 10, 2009
Get the American Dadmug. some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.
me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010
Get the step dadmug. A millennial dad who doesn't realize he is 35+ and still wears backwards hats and dresses like he's in middle school. They often play video games, have beards, are heavily involved in frisbee golf, and seem to never be at work.
by Nickascoobie March 29, 2020
Get the Bro Dadmug. Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.
by bluahafla May 5, 2011
Get the Dad Teethmug. by Imjustsomeguy21 June 8, 2018
Get the thx dadmug.