morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.

Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows

by Havanananana November 13, 2017

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.

Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?

by node808 July 19, 2016

Friday Morning

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".

*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.

by thapresident711 January 26, 2011

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

good morning and god bless

Eating breakfast on the john

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.

by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018

morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends

Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school

by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024