My lord

When you find the right man, you'll find yourself calling him "my lord"

Lord, my Lord, where you lead I'll follw.

by Artemis1a May 11, 2020

my life

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

My friends

Fake

My friends suck

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

My fave

Sophie. There is no other option then Sophie .

Tim: hey look it’s my fave
The person he’s talking to : Sophie

by Tims_fave July 4, 2019

my lad

whe one of your reinds does somthing stupid and you cant think of a response

"hey wanna jump off a window?"
" my lad"

by my lad June 13, 2018

My mouth

Beginning of Alex Turner's love letter to Alexa Chung
It regularly gets reposted on the internet by mostly aesthetic-focussed accounts, however, the AM fandom grew to despise the letter
Today it is often used by insiders as some kind of Rick Roll

My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of those steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

by imweirdimaweirdo January 21, 2021

My Mum

A great lady 😹 looking at you mother

‘My Mum is so cool’

‘No she’s not fatty’

by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021