touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Glass

Another name for fake jewelry

Tay is wearing glass on his neck

by Blvnco March 10, 2022

Glass

1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.

1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass”
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.

by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023

Glass

Glass is a term used for fake jewelry

Damn you really walking around with glass around your neck

by Zaythehero0 September 6, 2021

Glasses

Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.

OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!

Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020