step dad

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

dad friend

a friend/other persons dad that you enjoy bonding with.

chaylor's dad is my dad friend, we enjoy watching
foot tenis over the weekends.

by carly$$$ October 19, 2007

American Dad

A show that copied Family Guy who Copied The Simpson's.

A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia

Me: God dam not another wannabe copy of the copy of the simpsons otherwise American Dad

by Croatoan October 10, 2009

step dad

some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.

me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!

by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla April 15, 2011

Keira Dad

A fuck nut

Wow she is such a keira dad

by Childofgodawman August 11, 2019

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018