step dad

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

dad friend

a friend/other persons dad that you enjoy bonding with.

chaylor's dad is my dad friend, we enjoy watching
foot tenis over the weekends.

by carly$$$ November 4, 2007

American Dad

A show that copied Family Guy who Copied The Simpson's.

A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia

Me: God dam not another wannabe copy of the copy of the simpsons otherwise American Dad

by Croatoan October 10, 2009

step dad

some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.

me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!

by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010

Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans

Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger

by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018