Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020
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yo you ever see those cookies with the icing at walmart, yeah theyre called lofthouse cookies, they are so good.
by anonymous October 18, 2020
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Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
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