Skip to main content

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
mugGet the The iowa wet willy mug.

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011
mugGet the direct wet willie mug.

Kenyan Wet Willy

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"
by kenyanlova November 8, 2011
mugGet the Kenyan Wet Willy mug.

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
mugGet the Forked wet Willy mug.

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
by anonymous April 22, 2023
mugGet the second hand wet Willy mug.

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.
im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)
by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017
mugGet the reverse wet willy mug.

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.
Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!
by ouaus August 21, 2018
mugGet the wet willy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email