one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024

Throwing up a 1(one)

Throwing up a One specifically your pointer finger shows that you’re valid and loyal.
Ultimate sign of a person having a good time

Homie 1: *throwing up a 1(one) in a pic*
Homie 2 to Homie 1: You’re having a good time huh.
Homie 3 to Homie 1: You’re a loyal ass homie.

by Ronaldo Carrillo August 9, 2023

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023

One up

One up from the least desirable bag of weed to buy

It's one up bro said the Waihekean to his stoner mate meaning the bag of weed is shit

by Gangha girl May 26, 2024

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022