(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.
by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. by Tlt77 October 21, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. Rubbing one out during a Zoom meeting
by anonymous October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.
Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
by 212person October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. by Beachbum October 20, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021
Get the Toobinmug. by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug.