tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 26, 2021
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Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.
Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...
by parakeregreses July 12, 2023
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The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.
Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*
by Urbanurk September 13, 2019
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