shelley hancock

a chemistry teacher who beats kids for getting answers wrong

i have shelley hancock for science

careful she might rip ur cock off

by andrew_tate September 21, 2023

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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth

person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’

by tylaj November 25, 2021

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Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies

He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.

by LccLlc December 1, 2020

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hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

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Hancock House

Hancock Hou, ses are thin, boxy, ugly. poorly constructed houses used for urban infill in gentrifying neighborhoods.

Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."

Oh boy #9.

The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.

by Ninfa Mondegonfo MOn December 31, 2020

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