buddy snatcher

A person you introduce to your friends, and then that person becomes better friends with your friends than you are, thusly replacing you in the friend chain.

Oh my sister, she is SUCH a buddy snatcher...it happened AGAIN

by ca-mermaid April 6, 2011

cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”

by LCBAS June 1, 2018

Penny Snatcher

Someone who only hangs out with you because they see you buying shots for everyone at the bar, so hell it must be their birthday too!

"Hey Pauly, you got the shots?"

"Yeah sure, ya fuckin' Penny Snatcher"

by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019

Nigga Snatchers

Sunglasses that allow you to see a niggas true feelings. He might be with his girl but your nigga snatchers let you see his true feelings.

He may be with you but my nigga snatchers allow me to see a niggas true feelings. GIMME EM.

by bbqlaya February 4, 2018

Snipper-Snatcher

Someone who ruins all the fun by giving up on something that would be easy if they actually tried.

Hayley: I quit track recently..
Erika: You Snipper-Snatcher! If I can survive track, then how can you not?!

by ErikaEatsBabies April 29, 2011

Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

by Penywagger December 11, 2010

fart snatcher

Some one who follows his or her boyfriend or girlfriend so close and never letting them out of there sights as they could snatch the farts from them or never letting them fart.

My boyfriend follows me so close he is a fart snatcher.

by Nick behan March 15, 2016