when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

The super duper chocolate bowl

The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.

Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.

by Lizzz....and rachel, too December 17, 2005

Super Bowl Hangover

1. The aftermath of alcohol use during the Super Bowl
2. The drowsiness and fatigue after staying up all night watching the Super Bowl(non-alcoholic)

I woke up this morning with a Super Bowl Hangover after celebrating my team's win late into the night.

by Lana B. February 25, 2011

Halifax Super Bowl

When 3 or more individuals shit in to the same public toilet without flushing, one after another. The effect is greater if none of the individuals wipe their ass in that particular stall. The result is a toilet bowl completely full of perfect brown turds.

Me and the boys blasted a Halifax Super Bowl in the Tim Horton's washroom.

by Larry Allarry September 27, 2019

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Super Bowl

A Super Bowl is ether a cereal eating competition or a foot ball term that means championship that the patriots seem to consistently get into and lose

Cool kid:My grandma wan a super bowl

Not cool kid: what cereal did she eat
Cool kid: gluten free low fat small sized pizza flavors Honey Nut Cheerios

by Scoop poop January 23, 2019

2004 Super Bowl halftime show

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*

2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025